7 Weird Search Terms on Love & Dating in China (and More) that Will Never Become Featured Questions | Speaking of China

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  1. Constance - Foreign Sanctuary
    Constance - Foreign Sanctuary April 11, 2014 at 9:26 am | | Reply

    What perfect way to start off my Friday morning – coffee and some humor!! I am not sure which made me laugh more – the questions posed or your commentary!!

    I would love to know the answer to #7 as well. I could write a whole article about how Taiwanese men unknowingly insult western women but I’ll leave that for another time.

    I recently had a search term ‘Taiwan man Canada woman good in bed?’ I am not entirely sure why my blog popped up and I am damn sure they didn’t find any info about that topic on my blog!!

    Happy Friday, Jocelyn! Have a great weekend!!

    1. Lina
      Lina April 11, 2014 at 1:14 pm | | Reply

      I copy-paste the most ridiculous search terms and try to look how in hell someone could make it to my blog. Try it too! 🙂

  2. ordinary malaysian
    ordinary malaysian April 11, 2014 at 9:33 am | | Reply

    Ha, ha, ha… Really funny and weirdly revealing in a way. But so, oh so confounding to boot! Interesting what people ask. I think they are as confused as we are. Had a good laugh! Made my day!

  3. Grace Mineta
    Grace Mineta April 11, 2014 at 12:43 pm | | Reply

    Hahahaha. I LOVE going through search terms every week. It’s just like… but… what???

    Yours are hilarious. Thanks for sharing (as always).

  4. Lina
    Lina April 11, 2014 at 12:52 pm | | Reply

    I died 🙂 I cannot believe someone would ask that kind of questions 🙂 I luckily did not get any question like that (besides the mighty ‘penis size’ ones) but I often laugh seeing some of the search terms used to get to my blog. My favorite are (copy-paste):
    is it ok for men to look at naked women while married
    wilf tide up and mad to watch wall husband is being raped by to guy
    to find rich husband from hong kong (!)
    and last but not least
    image for ken chan penis – to make it even more funny I know a guy named like that … O.O

  5. Eileen黃愛玲
    Eileen黃愛玲 April 11, 2014 at 1:28 pm | | Reply

    Oh dear. xD

  6. Henry Yeh
    Henry Yeh April 11, 2014 at 8:47 pm | | Reply

    Most Kra-Dai (related to Thai) ethnic groups are traditionally openly promiscuous. There’s a reason why Thailand resembles a giant brothel.

  7. Marta
    Marta April 11, 2014 at 8:51 pm | | Reply

    Hahaha, I also love looking at my blog stats and seeing how people arrived there. But it seems because of some new privacy law, google does not show any more the terms people searched, so lately I get a lot of “unknown search terms” as a result 🙁

    I think the weirdest one I got was “picture of the most disgusting teeth”. It was on my Spanish blog and I don’t think I have posted anything like that hahaha.

  8. chinaelevatorstories
    chinaelevatorstories April 11, 2014 at 8:58 pm | | Reply

    Looking up your statistics sounds like fun. I get a lot of “where can I find prostitutes in Shenzhen” and “what does saying good night in a text message mean” (I get a few different versions of this one daily – I once had an article about a guy messaging me good night every day for 2 weeks). So mine are a lot less fun!

  9. Nicki Chen
    Nicki Chen April 12, 2014 at 3:30 am | | Reply

    My question: How did Mike Licht come up with that cool image? And how did you find it? It’s so perfect.

    Great (funny) post! I’ll have to start collecting funny search terms. What a hobby!

  10. Sveta
    Sveta April 14, 2014 at 12:48 pm | | Reply

    Wow, crazy and yeah, I’m tempted to make up stories about these people too 😀

  11. passer by
    passer by March 7, 2015 at 7:08 pm | | Reply

    will you believe some comments were posted by some network agents。

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